ic contact//RETIRED

[darkov]

[INSERT DEFAULT INBOX VOICE MESSAGE/EMAIL GREETING HERE]
email: ENABLED (will go unanswered)
text: ENABLED (high probability these will go unanswered)
phone/audio: ENABLED
video: ENABLED
latest status update 6/26/2015

Comments

[deadtective]

Didn't anybody tell you? Geez, what a bunch of slackers.

[but she sounds like she's smiling, and so it's pretty easy to tell she's just joking around.]

[darkov]

No, I...I never asked...I didn't know there was anything like that, or that. That I'd be allowed...

[deadtective]

Of course you're allowed. The whole reason we're here is to do flashy stuff like that.

[darkov]

E-eh? [revelation after startling revelation.]

[deadtective]

They're hoping we'll all be heroes, you know? And looking as cool as you can helps with that shit.

[darkov]

A--I [starting to reel back:]...I don't know if that's...a good idea...I mean, I don't really get it, but...

[deadtective]

It's fine. Just because they want it doesn't mean it's happening.

[darkov]

Uh-? They-- [wait.] Wh-who?

[deadtective]

The government. They're the ones housing the dumbass machine that brought us here.

[darkov]

Oh, the... [the lady. those people.] Oh.

[deadtective]

Yeah. They're nothing to worry about though, so don't bother getting worked up about it.

[darkov]

Al...Alright.

[deadtective]

So...yeah. [geez, that sure was a detour and a half.] If you want to practice or whatever, I can help you find a place.

[darkov]

[eh? a soft, confused sound. changing topics isn't as easy for him, but this one's at least not that far gone:] O-oh...Uh, alright.

...Thank you.

[deadtective]

[she makes a dismissive noise since the lack of video means she can't just flap her hand and achieve the same effects.]

It's not difficult or time-consuming, you don't have to thank me for it. You can thank me after I buy you a million ugly sweaters for winter.

[darkov]

Uh--? What? I don't...

[deadtective]

That's nonnegotiable. November rolls around and we're getting you decked out for the cold season whether you like it or not.

[darkov]

[so many words and ideas he just. doesn't know. it's so much.

dazed:] I--uh. Uh, alright...I...

[deadtective]

Good, don't fight it. [Hazel, phrasing...] I'll let you actually pick stuff out when we go soon, ok?

[darkov]

We're...going...somewhere?

[deadtective]

We're going on an adventure. A fashion adventure.

[darkov]

Wh...at-?

[deadtective]

You'll understand when we get there.

[darkov]

Wu-wait, when-? I...I don't understand--

[deadtective]

I don't know, when are you free? ...or I guess it's when am I free, you don't do anything.