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Date: 2018-05-15 03:00 pm (UTC)
h2no: (heh............)
From: [personal profile] h2no
Yep! Once a day. Try doing it when you just get up, even if you're not getting up at the same time. Just drop it in.

[at least the clear glass will let them watch the fish feed on the flakes, so martin'll be able to get an immediate reaction to what he's doing.]

Date: 2018-05-15 04:02 pm (UTC)
h2no: (HAHA UM)
From: [personal profile] h2no
[#blessed this day

archie smiles, too, seeing martin enjoy - even if it's fleeting - watching the fish gulp up all the flakes, then continue to swim around.]


I think he'd say thank you, if he could.

Date: 2018-05-15 04:38 pm (UTC)
h2no: (<:D)
From: [personal profile] h2no
[he laughs lightly, then moves on.]

So, you just need to do that twice a day... once when you get up, and once before you go to bed. You need to change Rex's water once a week.

[he pushes the papers he'd written himself-- or rather, drawn. it's a very simple diagram, but shows clearly how to remove the fish without hurting it, where to put it in the interim and how to put everything back.]

It won't take long... maybe half an hour? I got this book for, uh, human Rex and your other housemate so they can help if you need it. You can always call me, too. I don't mind coming over to show you how to do it the first few times.

Date: 2018-05-15 04:53 pm (UTC)
h2no: (quagsire isn't affected by electric??)
From: [personal profile] h2no
If you mess up, then the fish'll be on the floor or the bowl'll be broken or something.

[he shakes his head, still watching rex the fish swim around.]

You won't mess up-- and even if you do, then as long as you learn from what you did wrong, it doesn't really matter.

Date: 2018-05-15 05:13 pm (UTC)
h2no: (NOICE)
From: [personal profile] h2no
[archie only beams-- he had sort of expected martin to deny this, but it's nice he's started to try.]

Great! Do you want me to leave it down here, or d'you want it in your room? It can go anywhere you think would be appropriate, really.

Date: 2018-05-15 05:24 pm (UTC)
h2no: (hashtag win)
From: [personal profile] h2no
As long as it's out in the open...

[he shrugs one shoulder.]

It could stay here, if you want. Or on another table. S'long as it's not... in a closet, or something.

Date: 2018-05-15 10:47 pm (UTC)
h2no: (heh............)
From: [personal profile] h2no
That's fine. I'll leave the food and books here.

[he slides them next to the bowl.]

Do you, ah, have any questions about any of this?

Date: 2018-05-15 11:31 pm (UTC)
h2no: (HAHAHAHAHAH)
From: [personal profile] h2no
[he hums lightly, looking over to martin instead of watching the fish.]

'Cause I think you can.

[archie would say that he wants martin to realise that he can, too, but figures if he vocalises that martin might get more anxious or try to pick it apart, so he leaves it at that.

...okay, no:]
Plus Rex is pretty cute, right?

[the fish. the fish.]

Date: 2018-05-15 11:39 pm (UTC)
h2no: (HAHA UM)
From: [personal profile] h2no
You can always change it, if you want. Maybe call it Archie!

[he laughs.]

Archie's real cute and smart!

Date: 2018-05-15 11:49 pm (UTC)
h2no: (hey... fucker)
From: [personal profile] h2no
[he crosses his arms on the table, leaning until his chin is resting on them.]

What about the name of someone from home? I mean... you could call it Martin if you wanted to. There's no rules for this.

Date: 2018-05-16 03:25 pm (UTC)
h2no: (but we have only seen)
From: [personal profile] h2no
Take as long as you need. Let me know when you think of a name, yeah?

[he grins.]

There are other decorations you can get, and bigger tanks, but I'll leave that up to you if you decide you wanna explore the options a bit. The store is near here if you ever wanna go.

[archie goes back to his bag, taking something out. it's a clear plastic little castle.]

You wanna put the last decoration in?

Date: 2018-05-16 10:56 pm (UTC)
h2no: (good lord)
From: [personal profile] h2no
[...

okay, he's just doing what he's been told. nothing broke, it's all good. archie can show him how to put it in up on its end when he shows him how to clean the bowl out.

the fish swims around it, interested.]


Looks nice, right? It's just a lil' something extra for Rex to investigate. [sage nod.] Right, I think that's all. Remember to give this book to Rex.

...Human Rex. Fish Rex can't read.

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